Maybe that is why they call it the G-spot...

Well, it’s the world cup time again and as I’m watching as many games as I can. Which because the time difference between here on the West coast of the united states and that of south Africa is quite different. I have had much time to learn to enjoy the sport though that is play around the globe. It’s the universal language throughout the world. It’s kinda of a big deal...well maybe not as much here in the united states, but that is starting to change. Watching this world cup really got me really thinking ... why is it I like to watch soccer so much? I use to think it was boring... it takes forever to score, it’s a lot of exercise, and they celebrate the goals for like FOR... EVER! lol

Well, it must be part of me becoming the old man that I am...lol, but that has changed. 

If you think about those reasons I stated above there is a common theme between futbol and another thing that is a universal in this world. It is also quite a big deal to most of us. If you haven’t already guess it I am talking about sex. Now I can’t speak for all of us, but for me this is how I made the connection between these two things. As I have stated before in past blog about the average time a guy can hold out before scoring that ever so wonderful goal....lol. Well for me sex should be played a lot like soccer and here is why. 

If you work at sex the right way to me it should be an event not just a small block of time in you schedule. It should take some work to get to that G-spot and get that goal. Because those orgasms/goals that you work hard to get are always better and enough to celebrate as much as running to the corner of the field and have your whole team pile on you. For you women I am very jealous I read a fact the other day that the average female orgasm last 25 seconds. Well celebration on the soccer field can be a bit longer than that, but that’s ok. Both are something that should be soaked in and celebrated. Now if you have a good match between to great teams.... there might be many shots on goal, but you might go in at halftime 0-0. That’s ok though. Both teams take a step back and rethink there strategy and come out in the second half more determined. Now lets say there is an early score...(like in most USA world cup games this year..lol) That’s ok to it happens sometimes....(lets just not let it happen all the time gentlemen lol) that should only spark the other team to pick it up. In sex the perfect score is in fact a draw, but more of the 1-1 and beyond type. Though there will be times when neither team can seem to make any head way in the way of scoring. Well both can live to try again soon... hopefully very soon. lol For me it’s all about the counter attack. Either getting very close one side of the field and it sparking the other team to head down the field and score! Or maybe one team finally hits that goal and the other team takes right down the field and answers right back. That’s what I am talking about. lol ;-)

The biggest thing though that made me think about this (other than I’m fucking crazy) is the anticipation of getting that goal. The crowd goes wild when the ball makes it close to the penalty box. Well, in my experience the closer you get the climax the more the crazy sex can get. You can hear the suspense on the soccer field with the blowing of the vuvuzelas. Can’t speak for everyone, but sex can get crazy....lol and you know what it should be! Let loose... scream till you lose your voice... fuck the neighbors...lol. Get those goals! Till you hit that G-spot! 

I’m crazy and random. That’s what I love about myself the most. =)

With love, D-lite =)

P.S. Go Germany!!!