April 15, 2010
I woke up this morning not quite fully rested, but for some reason didn’t want to go back to bed. So I laid in bed and grabbed my phone. Used my phone to do a bit of my regular morning routine. I responded to texts from last night I got after I fell asleep and the ones I had gotten this morning. I also went and checked Facebook and then played my turns in the scrabble app “words with friends”. Then for fun to get my mind going I have two apps that give me random facts. I always find this interesting. One of the apps is all around random facts. The other apps is random sex facts. I decided to open random sex facts up this morning. The first fact that popped up stopped me dead in my tracks. I was so appalled by this fact that I was like are you serious? No way... here is what it said:
“The average man ejaculates after just 2 minutes of intercourse...”
.... .. . . ...... . Are you fucking kidding me... wow. That’s what us men bring to the table? I know that when it comes to sex there is many differences of how men and women work especially when it comes to climaxing, but come one guys! That is just sad. *shakes head* Is there any guys out there that can hold back enough to at least make love for longer than 2 minutes? Or is that because women really control how much sex we really get anyways. Meaning it is much easier for a woman to get laid than a guy. Or is this the mean balance of life. Where woman can have as much as they want, but have to sift through all that sex and find the good sex. For the men what we get is always too good or we haven't gotten enough to know what is good and what's not so we can’t hold back. lol I am not sure it’s just a thought. This may be to much info, but I do not fall into that category. Never have even been close to that amount of time... even the first time. I am not just talking myself up either. If I did I certainly wouldn’t have sex because two minutes is nothing. That is the amount of time that your suppose to brush your teeth in just one side of your mouth! I don’t know what it is that I do that most guys don’t, but I wish I knew so I could spread the word. I am sorry for you ladies.=( In fairness its hard to fine a woman that actually likes giving head more than just doing it because "he" likes it. Because ladies there is quite a bit of difference between the two. lol. Just saying...lol. I wonder how many times I have said all the different forms of two (2,two, to, too) in this blog entry already. I won’t go too much deeper than than I have. Just found it very shocking and sad. Not even just sad more pathetic. Think there needs to be some sort of classes set up for men that are required to take. Guys read a book, talk to your lover, jesus just do something! We need to bring that average way up!!! Maybe collectively we can make a difference gentleman. *raises fist in the air* It’s a revolution for the ladies! lol Ok I am done. Thanks for reading. Sorry I am CRAZY...lol. Sorry if it was too much info... it’s just too bad for the ladies. Too bad so sad, but this HAS got too change!
As always all of this has been brought up for pure D-lite. =)
Feel free to chime in and leave a comment. Come one don’t be shy we all do it... well most of us. lol =P
